We're Still Crashing Their Parties!

Tonight, Twin Cities activists entered Landmark Center in St. Paul at 7:00 PM to attend an open to the public event celebrating the swearing in of six new deputies for the Ramsey County Sheriff's Department. Two of these shining stars were known informants of the RNC Welcoming Committee, Chris Dugger and Rachel Neiting. The one and only Bobby Fletcher awarded the new tools of the state, asserting how proud he was of their "outstanding" work in successfully infiltrating the known "Criminal Anarchist Enterprise" during the RNC. Fletcher continued on how hard it must have been to be undercover, sitting through countless of meetings and even going as far as to "DUMPSTER DIVE," the obscene act of digging through the trash for food.

Rachel Neiting and Chris Dugger were presented their badges of success with smiles and tears, obviously thrilled with this new promotion Fletcher bestowed on them in these trying economic times.

We were there for this joyous event, with video cameras and smirks, surrounded by our favorite hometown heroes who greeted us courteously by name, this time without pepper spray or zip ties. With uneasy nerves, and stifled giggled, we quickly gobbled down the state-sponsored cake and created our own photo opportunities of the who's who in Ramsey County.

Rachel Nieting: Ramsey County Deputy, former RNC-WC informant, and spray tan model of the year





Chris Dugger: Ramsey County Deputy (low-ranking), former RNC-WC informant, and spokesperson for Rockstar energy drinks











Jay Maher: Ramsey County Investigator aka the person hiding in the car taking pictures of you on the other side of the telephoto lens

[ed: photos hosted at TCIMC below]