Marketing

FBI Arrests Four Dupes in Marketing Extravaganza

The FBI today revealed its latest marketing campaign with the arrest of four easily manipulated dupes recruited at a New York mosque.  Special Marketing Expert, Robert Fuller of the FBI, expertly concluded a year long project to induce a collection of disaffected mentally disadvantaged anti-Semites into an attempted act of terrorism.  Keeping with FBI post 9/11 marketing policies, all weapons and explosives used in the feigned attack were harmless duds, in contrast to their marketing event of September 11, 2001, wh

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