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The Minnesota Peace Team is proud to report that we successfully kept the streets, cops, and private property safe on the night of Halloween. We made sure no one was out exercising their rights that night!

Early in the day, we heard reports of people planning to be out in public wearing masks to cover their faces and costumes of a perverse nature to help disguise their identities. Extensive research revealed that people mask up on this day every year.

Think your cellmate looks a little strange?  Look again.

In Eagan, even the alligators are going to jail!  John Choi wants to prosecute it for unlawful assembly, swimming without a permit, and possessing a dangerous weapon.

Bob Fletcher wants to sell it at auction and pocket the change.

Dusterhoff just wants to eat it alive.

February 16th, 2009

Report on Anarchist Gathering in Powerhorn Park

As instructed by my commanding officer, I coordinated surveillance during an anarchist gathering today in Powderhorn Park, in the South Minneapolis area.